I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die Candle, Frog Holding Coffee Candle

Light this 9oz soy candle and let a small, wry companion warm the room while you sink into honest, cozy moments. The glass jar carries a black-and-white illustration of a frog holding a mug with the line: “I have to say weird stuff or I will die.” It’s low-key and slightly irreverent — a candle that lends a sense of humor and calm to late-night reading, bath rituals, or getting stuff done at the kitchen table. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended scents, from Cinnamon Vanilla and Apple Harvest to Sea Salt + Orchid or White Sage + Lavender. Burns clean for 50–60 hours in a reusable glass vessel; soy wax and cotton wick keep the scent pure and the ash minimal. Assembled in the USA with natural ingredients and essential oils, it fits into quiet evenings, cozy winter afternoons, or any moment you want a little fragrance and a little levity.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar with glossy permanent adhesive label
- Available in 12 scents including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, and Sea Salt + Orchid
- Clean burn: 50–60 hours; compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Vegan, non-toxic formula assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.